Fick inte mycket gjort idag. Främst på grund av Harry Potter och Twitter. Har nämligen suttit och twittrat ut massor av tweets till hashtaggen #safetytipsforladies. En hashtag om våldtäktskultur och hur absurt långt en kvinna måste få gör att skydda sig från våldtäkt. Bästa @kommuntant förklarade bakgrunden väldigt bra och nämnde några favoriter. Det kan du läsa här.
Här är några av mina favoriter från dagen:
Adopt a dragon. Underfeed it a little bit, but keep the golden baubles coming. #safetytipsforladies
— Bale Markov (@Feuerz3ug) March 20, 2013
Become an octopus, because who even knows where their sexual organs are? #safetytipsforladies
— Robin Duff (@RobTheChick) March 20, 2013
Always travel with an invisibility cloak. #safetytipsforladies
— ~ Mattsson (@tildedrinkstea) March 20, 2013
Follow your stalker as he's stalking you until you're both stalking in a constant circle. #SafetyTipsforLadies @slimebeast
— Agent SHOWBOAT (@Tadakimacun) March 20, 2013
Rapists hide in alleys and lunge at passing women, much like trapdoor spiders. Always carry a big book to squish them. #SafetyTipsForLadies
— Matt (@mtbunyan) March 20, 2013
If you hide your forearms in your sleeves, the rapist will mistake you for a T-Rex and carry on his way #safetytipsforladies
— Hilary Bowman-Smart (@hilaryjfb) March 20, 2013
Consider remaining a virgin so if attacked by a rapist you can summon 1000 unicorns to protect you #safetytipsforladies
— Young Molly Weasley (@ColeyTangerina) March 20, 2013
Tell everyone you’re boyfriend is Khal Drogo and they will either cower in fear or think you’re batshit crazy #safetytipsforladies
— Heluva Bottom Carter (@OreoSpeedwagon_) March 20, 2013
At first sign of danger transform into a lion and bark like a dog. Escape in the confusion. #safetytipsforladies
— ~ Mattsson (@tildedrinkstea) March 20, 2013
((En riktigt bra malkavlösning!)
Whilst most well known for use on wands, ‘Expelliarmus’ is also quite effective in disarming a rapist of his penis. #safetytipsforladies
— elle rodeo (@elleluminium) March 20, 2013
Carry one of those motion trackers from Aliens with you when leaving the house. #safetytipsforladies
— Jeremy Sear (@jeremysear) March 20, 2013
Nuke the entire site from orbit – it's the only way to be sure. #SafetyTipsForLadies
— Jafafa Hots (@JafafaHots) March 20, 2013
…och bara för att jag tycker att jag faktiskt är rolig ibland också.
Mina egna bidrag som folk verkar ha gillat mest:
Studies show that not a single person knows a velociraptor that's a rapist. So only make friends with raptors. #safetytipsforladies
— Tomb Svalborg (@tombness) March 20, 2013
Tell people your secret is that you are angry all the time. #safetytipsforladies
— Tomb Svalborg (@tombness) March 20, 2013
Rapists turn into humans during full moon. Only go outside during full moon. #safetytipsforladies
— Tomb Svalborg (@tombness) March 20, 2013
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. #safetytipsforladies
— Tomb Svalborg (@tombness) March 20, 2013